Robinhood
@RobinhoodApp · Apr 12, 2022
We listed $SHIB. What will you comment now?
4:41 PM · Apr 12, 2022
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APRIL 12, 2022 — THE DAY THE REPLY GUYS WON
WHEN SHIB? RIGHT NOW.
They made you beg for a year. On April 12, 2022, Robinhood listed SHIB and asked what you’d comment now. $SHIBAHOOD is your answer.
$SHIBAHOOD ▲ +∞% · THE ONLY STOCK THAT ONLY GOES UP · STATUS: PRE-LAUNCH
EXHIBIT 02 · THE TERMINAL
The only stock
that only goes up.
Robinhood listed SHIB. We listed everyone. Selling isn’t disabled because we’re generous — it’s disabled because this only goes one way.
This is not a price. It’s a personality. Dramatization — not financial advice.
$SHIBAHOODNOXA▲ +∞%
Selling not available. This only goes up.
EXHIBIT 01 · CRYPTO TWITTER · 04.12.2022
“We listed SHIB.
What will you comment now?”
jack
@jack · Apr 12, 2022
Replying to @RobinhoodApp
?
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Vlad Tenev
@vladtenev · Apr 12, 2022
Replying to @RobinhoodApp
When? Right now.
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The greatest one-character reply in market history. And the four words that ended a war.
Jack Dorsey — ex-Twitter CEO · Vlad Tenev — Robinhood CEO
No edits. This actually happened.
EXHIBIT 03 · THE HEIST LEDGER
Rob the whales.
Feed the degens.
Robinhood promised to democratize finance for all. Robin Hood actually did the redistributing. $SHIBAHOOD does both — take the green from the bags too big to fail, and hand it to the little guy who’s been begging at the gate.
| SUPPLY | 0 |
|---|---|
| TAX | 0% (we rob whales, not you) |
| LP | BURNED |
| CONTRACT | RENOUNCED |
| CHAIN | ROBINHOOD · 4663 |
*redistribution is a vibe, not a promise. dramatization.
WHALES
4,200,000
DEGENS
0
THE $SHIBAHOOD CREED
DEMOCRATIZE
THE PUMP.
- 01 Rob the whales.
- 02 Feed the degens.
- 03 No gatekeepers.
- 04 One arrow. One target: up.
- 05 The little guy eats first.
EXHIBIT 04 · THE MERRY COLLECTION
Fifteen outlaws.
One band of Merry Degens.
The $SHIBAHOOD PFP collection mints on Robinhood Chain — the archer, the king, the bandit, the ninth-life ninja and the rest of the band. Proof you were in the hood before the world showed up. Minting soon.
MINT · COMING SOON
HOLD $SHIBAHOOD
MINT PASS FOR HOLDERS →
EXHIBIT 05 · THE HEIST PLAN
How to steal back.
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01
GET A WALLET
Install MetaMask. Add Robinhood Chain (4663). Fund with ETH.
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02
TAKE AIM
Go to fun.noxa.fi/robinhood.
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03
LOOSE
Swap ETH for $SHIBAHOOD. Welcome to the hood.
EXHIBIT 06 · FINE PRINT & FOLKLORE
Interrogation.
No. $SHIBAHOOD is a meme and a monument, not the brands. We just immortalized the best tweet they never planned.
Redistribution and vibes. It’s a memecoin — the utility is that you’re early to the joke, and the joke is canon.
When? Right now. (See: the entire point.)
It’s a coin with a bow. Do your own heist. Never invest more than you can afford to loose.